Tabloid One

What you’re about to read is merely fiction of the highest caliber but based on facts. What kind of facts? The facts are things that are posted and tagged by you the posters.

And now let the Tabloid begin:

My first line of tabloidism is Bobwantsyou and her many lovers. This one is more of an elusive nature. He goes by the name UKStyle and some of you know him as Eddie. In the forums he seems to ignore her constant admiration for his physical features and hammer like intellect, but in the guestbook it’s a different story. You can look but you won’t see the tags because they are all private. Then how do I know that they are there? I have my sources. They are quite the hard workers. They see the tags. I will not disclose the juicy details of the wording they use to converse with one another. I will, however, inform you that they’ve been dating for about 5 months now. They keep it well hidden don’t you think?

So instead of calling them by their long screen names I’ve decided to shorten their names to the following simple name: BobStyle. It sounds like a gay boy band but oh well.

In other news will320069 trashed the finish line when minion123 crossed over it 2 hours before him. Will320069 was ahead of minion123 for a good 2 days but failed to keep up the lead and lost it towards the end. He kicked trees and little puppies as he was informed he was second place. He then proceed to complain about how minion123 picked up speed towards the end of the race and accused him of being on some sort of enhancing drugs. The investigation of the drug accusations are being handled by our very own drug people Phoenix and Raycist. They have informed me that they will have the answer after the come down off the shrooms they just had prier to talking to me.

BigTuna is Jesus. Crucifixion reenactment will occur this afternoon at 4pm central time. BYON. (Bring your own nails.)

More relationship news: Marc and Ash have secretly wed behind a trailer at noon time in the blistering sun. My source has informed me of this just now via Text messaging. I will have to check into the validity of it at a later time. But you heard it here first folks.

Im_The_Man’s list has been the hot topic of many people. Some are delighted to be on the list other’s take the low, low road of saying how they are glad they are not on the list. But those that are not glad are the one’s that continue to bring attention to the list. You would think if they really didn’t like the list that they would shove the attention else where. Like where the sun don’t shine. Ha—HEY that’s not gossip that’s my own bias opinion. Anyway the list is an on going growing thing. It seems to never stop. The reason behind this is to unite the entire forum in a huge ole’ love fest, but it seems to have backfired because so many are not happy with being or not being on the list. Oh and several people on the list slept with him to get on the list. Alkie slept with him and she even filmed it to share with friends. Jammer did too and he didn’t film it but it was on the net anyway and has been download a billion times. It’s because he moans like a goat. Dom69 did and yes that’s where he got the 69 from. And we all know what he sounds like he shared. Twelve tried but then remembered he can’t and decided that his hands do wonders. Iwetarded used his webcam to film something special for him and when I mean special I mean special. I can’t say what was on the video due to rules against such wordings. Goinnowhereslow—let’s just say he wasn’t. Jacob was an M&M’s vending machine if you know what I mean. Darphbobo used his hands and made himself a woman just so he could be on the Queen’s list. Canadass—she used what god gave her and that’s why she’s on the list. IwantcandeE gave more than just candy—wink wink. There are more and I could go on forever about what every did to get on the list but I won’t.

Those that didn’t get on the list just were not good in the sack—that’s that.

BS seems to have been infiltrated by the Relationship forum. FFFanatic and packerfn have been seen around here. The rumor is they are trying to convert BS into a respectable place. Two people can’t make that big of a difference right Phoenix and Ray? No matter at least all you BSers know that they aren’t here to be silly they are here to transform our realm into a proper place of wonder. Do not allow packerfn’s attitude trick you into thinking he’s on of you—because he’s not.

Mvwriter has been seen around BS with will320069. This is interesting because reports show that will320069 has been seen with ElementSktGirl too. And there are even reports that they’ve all been seen together. What is going on here? Well if I left it up to the minds of BS they’d think it was some kind of threesome thing. But that’s lame gossip this here is good gossip. All they’ve been doing is having really boring talks about science. For you that love science I mean to offend and for you that don’t right on. So it looks like they are flirting with each other but it’s just secret code for nerds science crap. They don’t wanna be seen like nerds so they lace all nerd talk with “love stuff” so that they can be looked at as normal BSers.

Agent69 has come in here (yeah that way too) from Sexuality, or whatever it is Sex talk, and tried to convert everyone into sex slaves. It is true. She has caught herself several BSers and they are now all her slaves to do sexual acts day and night. That does sound appealing to some but it’s none stop. You start to chafe and become raw. She’s a maniac. Be careful talking or quoting her because that’s how she hooks you. If you’d like one of her many tapes tag her I’m sure she’ll give you it for a fee of course. Maybe and act.

Topanga said she went to Europe and made this huge deal. Everyone knows she went and most of everyone has seen the pictures. Everyone also should know that she is really good with Photoshop. That is all.

SurvivingBobby popped in to say hi. Why would he do that since he’s been gone so long? He did that because he’s not real. He’s just another screen name for another regular. That’s right that regular is none other than UKStyle. It’s the truth. How else is to let out his inner boy? I don’t know why he mad him gay though. Weird.

Paz went rock climbing one time and you’ll never guess who he rock climbed with? CutiepieK22. They have been seen canoodling in private at parks during midnight. He fronts his hate. Now you know.

And finally in couple news Big Mac With Cheese and Minion123 have been seen holding hands while skipping. They were also seen going into a video store and renting Steel Magnolias. My sources state that this will be their second month and that that movie is their favorite. They have been through so many boxes of Kleenexes that Kleenex has asked them to do a commercial for them offering them a life time supply of their brand as payment. They are still in negotiations at this time. When asked about how his relationship was going with her minion123 said, “BOOM!” I think that says it all folks.

THIS JUST IN: Ronald_mcd was just seen punching walls because he just found out that UKStyle is sleeping with his woman who is only 2 ½ in human years but much older in dog years.

Be careful the eyes are watching. And until next time keep your shades close and your shoes inside.