Tabloid Three

Will320069 and mvwriter have been spotted sharing a milkshake at the BS Yard Dinner owned by Topanga. Photos have been obtained of them holding hands and sharing long glances. Mvwriter even started giggling at one point. Money passed from mvwriter to Will. This confirms Will is pimp or some type of gigolo. Either way Will’s milkshake has brought all the girls to the Yard and their like- mmmm Vanilla. They would have shared a pie but Topanga rand out due to Will’s addiction.

UKStyle, under public pressure to be cool, sent the dog to the pound.

CoffeeShopLame has been secretly going over to Wutshappening2me’s place for late night photo sessions. This camera whoring probably lead to other types of “whoring” and all whoring was clocked to last hours. The maid said she heard the moaning phrases such as, “Paz take your shirt off,” and “I’m going to eat you.”

Airchick has tailnapped Tail and Jammer has cried himself to sleep four out of five nights for the past week. The Pandas tried to comfort him but he’s a big baby so they gave up on curing his heartache. If you see Airchick or Tail (looks like a monkey’s tail) you are to use extreme force to get Tail away from the armed assailant. 200,000 points will be awarded for her capture as long as she is alive. Should she be killed no points will be awarded but a party will be thrown in your honor. If you have any Kleenex Jammer would love to have some. He is going though a box an hour.

Jakethesnake’s parents are out of the house for an entire week. He was going to have a few friends over for a gathering. But because a few is not good enough it is being advertised here. Jakethesnake loves the surprise of massive amounts of people showing up at his house at all hours of the day and night to party with him. He loves to wake up to the smell of alcohol educed vomit every morning. He also loves to clean piss off the walls and sex stains on his parent’s sheets. So come and have fun—because it’s not fun unless you screw up someone else’s life.

Sere_Dipity takes caffeine pills. That is all.

Dark_Razzel likes to lick the sugar off of donuts before handing them out to the homeless.

Minion123 was spotted trying to abduct Pink Floyd while they were using the men’s room at a local pub. Witnesses state he kept saying, “One of these days I’m going to cut you into little pieces.” He did, however, jump in a get away car which was driven by Ilovestewie the crazy bird lady. Our sources tried to get him on the phone to interview him but he never answered and then ended up blocking our number.

Forver_10yr_old isn’t.

Darphbobo is next in line for penis reconstruction after Twelve has that many inches grafted with scrap metal.

Adopt a no0b might turn into a new craze. If this is the case blame Gay and Lesbian Forum for they are starting it.

This just in Airchick and Jammer are getting a divorce. Airchick tried cutting off Jammer’s penis with an ax but cut his leg off instead.

Raycist went streaking and a gust of wind blew him down and he was anchored to the ground due to over sized gentiles.

Flesh_Into_Gear flashed radio DJs for free tickets to see Green Day.

Thesmartdude took a test via internet and got a 35% normalcy rating. He did cry for 2.5 seconds and then ate a tub of ice-cream with a fork.

SpecialK was arrested for being special. She was sent through a metal detector and after 20 times they figured out that she had a metal plate in her head that detached reality from fantasy. If you would like to donate to the SpecialK fund please don’t. Thanks.

Sorry---information was limited due to a black out we had. Most of our info was deleted. Next time will be better.

Be careful the eyes are watching. And until next time keep your shades close and your shoes inside.