Tabloid Seven

Will got a new dog. The dog is strong, so he named it Power. The SPCA took the dog this morning because he abused Power.

Marc’s love affair for Mario is becoming stranger because he made a live scale model to sit with him while he plays any Mario game. He even shares cookies with him.

Speaking of cookies Marc has ate 100 cookies and has shared zero. Someone must fix that.

BigTuna is creating a film via Hoboing for money. Instead of asking for money he has robbed several members at angel poin. What is angel point? Well since BigTuna is Jesus he uses an angel that says, “Igve BigTuna money or I’ll snap my fingers and you’ll die.” No one has died yet since all have given money.

Big Mac With Cheese has been going to Sarcasm School. She has tried three classes and has failed. But at least she practices. One day she might get it right.

Stinker has been transformed into a barnical that has attached to Will's hull. How to remove her? You can't. It's too late.

Be careful of the Zombie Whores. there are now three of them. Do not quote them at all or they'll bite you. Who are they? Guess and check bud, guess and check.

ElemntSktGirl was sent to an insane asylum becuse her mind will not allow her to speak of anything other than Science. Ask her a simple question (not dealing with science) and you might get an answer dealing with microbiology. Visitors can see her from 1pm - 7pm Thursday - Sunday. Yes Will has been there everyday.

BigDaddyQuad has been hired as PR for BS Forum. His first job is to make sure everyone on the site knows that BS is a place of love and caring. Of course he has failed but that is of no consequence. Next he’ll try to convince the intelligent people that the StreetFighter is a funny joke.

UKStyle called the posters of BS too stupid to grasp the Tabloid as a joke. He has started an early run for president because he denied ever saying it even though he was recorded. Well Played Mr. President, well played.

Ronald_mcd went to a strip club. He saw TouchedByTheSun giving a lap dance to Tomkye. He tried to get a few shots with his camera phone but mvwriter got in the way. When Bobwantsyou came in, unannounced, and saw mvwriter dancing for him she rawred. There was a dog fight. There was no winner, but there were two losers. They both went to the hospital and came out with broken uteruses. BigDaddyQuad – a doctor as well – said they will heal just no sex for them. Ronald_mcd cried himself to sleep for lack of female attention due to the damage.

Speaking of uteruses it was shown that Canadas’s class about “Destory a uterus” was taken by both mvwriter and Bobwantsyou. Her class is $150 a person for a four hour class. This was good publicity for her “Rip a uterus” class. Want to sign up call 1-800-555-FPart.

_Jacob_ and Minion are best friends due to baseball. Baseball rocks their Sox.

TheStreetFigher has a fan club and Jeff is president, Iwetarded is the secretary and Minion is the Vice President. It’s odd they’d have a fan club for themselves.

Dust is travling from Africa to Florida. Agent69 plans on getting high off of it. Phoenix89 has been her drug consultant. I guess he was trying to explain how to accomplish this huge feat of sniffing up the great dust from Africa.

Also Phoenix89 lost the moon. Luck for him Marc found it in Minion’s backyard. Minion was trying to get Pink Floyd to sign the Darkside.

Wutsahppening2me is a beach bum. Watch out she has been spotted stealing things such as boy friends. Paz was stolen last week and no one has seen him since.

Im_the_man has been missing. But no one has reported it.

Be careful the eyes are watching. And until next time keep your shades close and your shoes inside.