Tabloid 8

Teen_Comedy had a huge rose ceremony for a single rose. He asked for rhyming crap and that’s what he got. Who got the rose? Who the hell cares? *clicks to change channel*

UB2019 and Jammer are huge flamers. And girls love big flames. They’ve said it’s better than small flames. Big flames are strong and make the girls all hot and sweaty. Who wants to touch their human torches?

Will, UKStyle, Elementsktgirl and Big Mac With Cheese started a drama club. Wanna join? Well they welcomed two new members Snake_Eater and Iwetarded.

Bombs have been going off all over BS City. Topanga has been hiding from the bombs.

Mvwriter ran off to Europe without saying good bye.

Jammer has announced he is leaving. Shock struck BSCity. Some speculate he must be dying. There’s no way he is leaving. And they were right he wasn’t leaving. Disappointment struck many yet not enough to cause a wave of caring.

Blayze2K’s hot tub has not been cleaned after the_rhino raped all the jets. So whoever went in that hot tub has a great chance of getting rhino (which is major shrinkage of penis or breast) Check you might be infected.

The_rhino also raped a teddy bear. If you know his where abouts do not inform a mod cause they’ll only ignore his antics. He could rape your teddy in front of you and there advice would be to “ignore it and he’ll go away.” And what are you left with? That’s right rhino sperm. Nasty.

Ilovestewie just found out her birds get more action than she ever did. She was so depressed she bought herself a huge bird cage in hopes it would attract a cute love bird for herself. She even blasted Pink Floyd. Results have yet to surface.

Thestreetfighter wet to Texas to find out how tough San Antonio is. He never made it because he ran over an armadillo and cried. He then became depressed for five days and went on Prozac.

Minion’s favorite pass time is to hide in the bushes and surprise people by shooting them with rubber bands in the FACE.

CoffeeShopLame has become stealth and while stealth he counts how many times women adjust their bras. It’s his most exciting time of the day. Average adjustments? Twelve.

Speaking of Twelve ….. actually there’s nothing to say about him. He’s so wholesome like whole wheat bread. Well without the wheat.

Jerra has gone missing. A search party was created but because the party was hosted by Ronald_mcd’s house. Everyone got drunk and passed out. Several awoke to the smell of sex and throw up. Who got the throw up and who got the sex? Good question.

Crazy_Carnation and Practical-magik were not washed away do to the major raining. Instead they both got a much needed bath due to their apparent addiction to SCN. They’ve skipped a total number of 42 baths.

Jammer has been photographed whipping Topanga while she slaves away at making cards. This is why she has not been seen for several days at a time. When she is seen she is quick to state how much she loves making the cards. Lies.

FFFanatic has been kidnapped. More on that when more people care.

Thesmartdude’s TV series has become a smash hit even though a ton of people have called it BS.

LeoJW has been spotted spewing his self hate in several threads. He might be lynched by no0bs. Odd.

Bobwantsyou has skipped out on BS all together. Some think she is cheating with another forum like the … pets forum. Naughty puppy…naughty. *hits hand with rolled up newspaper*

There isn’t enough tabloid material to make this any worse than it already is.

Be careful the eyes are watching. And until next time keep your shades close and your shoes inside.